$5000 CAD for Japan Relief

So here's the deal: if I can raise $5000 CAD, I will get #SINGitforJapan tattooed on the inside of my left wrist. All the money raised will be going straight to the Canadian Red Cross.
I'll even make videos of the tattooing process as well as a video of me actually donating the money to the Red Cross. I'm also going to see if I can make some sort of visual meter so you all can see my progress!
What do you figure Killjoys? Can we raise $5000 and watch me squirm in pain while needles hammer my tiny wrists? I think we can.